Uppity Bitch Klaroline fanfic & void screaming

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Klaroline fanfic update: Perhaps One Day

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Working on a sequel to A Beautiful Symmetry - Chapter 150: Part 2 - Burning Love for my Klaroline series, Perhaps One Day


Chapter 17: Part 3 - Burning Love


            She was a radiant monster. Klaus’ shock at seeing Caroline after all these centuries threatened to swallow him whole, and it was only thanks to a millennia of practice at hiding his emotions was he able to keep upright in this earth-shattering moment. He openly admired her as she feasted before him, needle teeth savaging the dim-witted human’s flesh. Richard Lockwood choked on the blood at his ruined throat, broken body seeming to wilt the longer he remained in Caroline’s clutches. 

            When she tossed him to the forest floor, Klaus spitefully kicked the shattered shell, his chained wolf snarling at the thought of Lockwood daring to touch what was his.   

            “He was guilty.” Blue eyes blazed at him, her pallor casting an ethereal glow in the dark forest. As though mistaking Klaus’ stunned silence for condemnation, she explained, “He demeaned and he terrorized and he beat his kinsmen. My hunger may have been great, but the punishment was just.”

            Disbelief colored Klaus’ tone as he asked, “Surely you don’t think I would begrudge you a meal, sweetheart? Although I suspect this miserable town’s late mayor was quite the meager bite.”

            Her delighted laugh seemed to jar them both out of their hazy stupor, reminding them of the enormity of this moment. Eyes widening in disbelief, Caroline stepped over the crumpled Lockwood carcass and hoarsely whispered, “Niklaus.”

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